Friday, June 03, 2005

Vampere Miguel

Michael Jackson was a vampire who would collect victims and plug them into the wall with connectors on their backs. They were like the plugs in "The Matrix" only there was only one in the middle of the back. I was a victim. He wordlessly plugged me into the wall. It didn't hurt or anything.


Blogger jobwich said...

Michael Jackson is responsible for the loss of so much innocence. He's like Pan, leading all the children into the mountain. Remember "Three Kings" where the Iraqi soldier, having wired Whalberg, asks, "What is the problem with Michael Jackson?" Genius.

6:19 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home